mario: bowser stole-a the princess, this keeps-a happening-a
donkey kong: someone stole my bananas
yoshi: someone stole my baby
zelda: link is the chosen hero who will bring balance to the world after ganon destabilized it
pokemon: be the best and/or catch them all
fox: andross is attacking again gotta go stop that
metroid: samus is a bounty hunter and traumatized orphan, the sole survivor of a massacre who was raised by a gay couple from a now extinct race, and is constantly on the outskirts of society, always falling into impossible situations and fighting her way out of them, yet not without further traumas along the way
kirby: not even god himself could stop me from eating this cake
